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This is the test of a true Mets fan.  And it is what happens when I am bored in my baseball seminar and start thinking about weird things.  Comments?  Suggestions?  Send them here.  And now, without further ado, the test.

1. Do you like the Mets?
Yes.
No.
Who?
2. How many Mets t-shirts are in your house?
0
1-5
6-10
Enough to clothe the Mets and whoever they're playing, bullpen, benches, and all.
3. During the season, can you recite the pitching rotation?
Yes
Maybe
No
4. How about the general line-up?
Yes
Maybe
No
5. How many Mets games have you been to?
0
1-5
6-10
So dang many, I've lost count
6. Where have you sat in Shea Stadium?
Field (orange seats) Yes No
Loge (blue seats) Yes No
Mezzanine (green seats) Yes No
Upper (red seats) Yes No
Luxury box/Diamond View suite (or whatever they're calling them now) Yes No
Bleachers Yes No
7. Have you ever worn orange and blue nail polish and/or dyed your hair those colors for the Mets?
Yes
No, but I might
What kind of lunatic would do *that*?
8. How many Mets hats are in your house?
0
1-2
3-4
Enough for the starting line-up
9. Have you ever listened to a Mets game when you shouldn't have been (i.e. at a party, in school)?
Yes
No, but I've thought about it
Um, no.
10. Have you ever met a Met or gotten an autograph from a Met?
Yes
No, but I want to
No
11. Do you treasure said meetings/autographs?
Yes
Not really
You're weird, you know that?
12. Do you have any kind of shrine to the Mets, in your home or otherwise?
Yes
No, but I keep the schedule in my wallet
Remind me to avoid your house during baseball season
13. Do you smile every time you see Shea Stadium?
Yes
I don't see it that often, but I would if I did
. . .
14. Do you hate the Yankees (former Mets like *sniff* Ventura excepted)?
Yes
I don't care about sports
No, I love the Yankees! (I can't believe I just typed that - eeewwww!)
15. Is www.mets.com the home page on your browser?
Yes, of course!
No, but it's another sports site (mlb.com or something similar)
No
16. Do you ever interrupt phone calls by screaming at the game on TV?
Yes
No, but I've been the person on the phone while the Mets fan does that (an answer just for Jess)
No, that's rude, not to mention weird
17. Have you ever had to put up with people making fun of you for being a Mets fan?
Yes
No
I'm the one making fun of the Mets fans!
18. Can you find your way through Shea Stadium blindfolded?
Probably
No
I don't even want to know...
19. Do you cry/get upset/mope when the season ends?
Yes
No, I have other sports to tide me over
No, I rejoice because I don't have to listen to my crazy Mets fan friend talk about them for a whole four months! (Another Jess answer)
20. Do you count down to pitchers and catchers?
Yes
No, but only because I can't count
No